1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,417 The following program 2 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,920 is brought to you in living color on NBC. 3 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,304 On behalf of the citizenry of Virginia City, 4 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,639 as unaccustomed as I am... 5 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:30,640 You got that speech learned? 6 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,642 Oh, got it down pat. 7 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,979 On behalf of the citizens of this great city... 8 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:37,814 Hey, here she comes. 9 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,246 Whoa! 10 00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,769 Hiya, boys. 11 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,808 Miss Bantree... uh... 12 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:09,830 uh... Dolly, uh... Here, Hoss. 13 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:18,321 Well, uh... 14 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:21,645 well, what, uh, what he's trying to say, ma'am, is that, well... 15 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:27,196 is that, well, what we're all trying to say is that, 16 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,599 that we're just mighty happy to have you here, ma'am. 17 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:32,235 Thank you. 18 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,003 Thank you, each and every one of you. 19 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,706 I have enjoyed western hospitality 20 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,042 in every city, town and mining camp 21 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,711 from Furnace Creek to Carson City, 22 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:45,048 but never have I had such a warm 23 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:47,684 and touching and beautiful welcome 24 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:51,287 as I have received here in Virginia City today. 25 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,540 Well, thank you, ma'am. 26 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,895 Blackie? 27 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,564 Mr. Welles, my manager. 28 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:02,999 Mr. Welles, Roy Coffee's my name. 29 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,500 - Mighty glad to know you. - How do you do? 30 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,668 - This is Hoss Cartwright. - Howdy. -BLACKIE: Hi. 31 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,003 - Little Joe Cartwright. - Hi, how are you? -Joe. 32 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,438 And Mr. Searcy, the hotel man. 33 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,473 A splendid, splendid reception. 34 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:13,476 But I do have, uh, one slight problem. 35 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,712 Miss Bantree's luggage. 36 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,380 Oh, that-that's no problem at all. 37 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:19,716 Hoss here is one of Miss Bantree's greatest admirers, 38 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,073 and he would be more than happy to render his services. 39 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:31,127 Yes'm, I... I sure would. 40 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,128 Thank you. 41 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,229 Thank you again. 42 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,064 And I'll see all you boys tonight 43 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,666 at the Gilded Lily. 44 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,962 M-Miss Bantree's luggage there. 45 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,134 Go get 'em, admirer. 46 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,318 The Songbird of the West. 47 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,187 Must have a bunch of them little old skinny dresses 48 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,488 to fill up all them bags. 49 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,491 Each performance a matchless miracle 50 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:11,160 of tantalizing, captivating artistry. 51 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,361 Better get your tickets early, boys, 52 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:13,625 they're gonna go like hotcakes. 53 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,435 Lev and Buford Buckalew. 54 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,004 Oh, boy, the Buckalew brothers. 55 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,006 Start tying everything down. 56 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,676 You know, I wonder if I ought to lock them fellas up now 57 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,177 or wait till the trouble starts. 58 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,012 Well, now, that's up to you, Roy. 59 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:32,648 Last time you did it, they stole the cell. 60 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,985 Hoss Cartwright! 61 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,253 You ol' sidewinder, you! 62 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,889 What a pleasure to see you...! 63 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:40,957 Hey, Joe! 64 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,391 - Hiya, Hoss! - Hi, Lev! 65 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,526 How's the world treating you? 66 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,627 Well! 67 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,963 Me and Lev come to town to celebrate. 68 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,631 I mean to... 69 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,967 tell you we gonna throw the wing-dinging-est, 70 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,135 whoop and hoolering-est, 71 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,470 fall-down waller Virginia City ever seen. 72 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,305 Yeah, well, wh-what's this all about? 73 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,307 Oh, me and Buford hit it rich. 74 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,542 Is that right? 75 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,878 And I mean rich. 76 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,880 After all these here sorry years 77 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,549 of jackass single-blanket prospecting, 78 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,317 me and Lev done struck it rich. 79 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:11,320 Silver... a whole mountain of it. 80 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,722 Hey, you're sure? 81 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,725 Well, the Henshaw Mining Company sure is sure. 82 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,594 Gave us $50,000 cash for our claim 83 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,229 and five percent of the royalties over that, 84 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,664 as long as the claim holds out. 85 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:22,832 Congratulations. 86 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,834 Doggone it, congratulations, boys. 87 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:25,835 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 88 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,471 Gentlemen, I'm Blackie Welles. 89 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,973 I want to be one the first to congratulate the lucky pair. 90 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,375 And I also want to invite all of you 91 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,710 to see Dolly Bantree's opening performance here tonight, 92 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,168 as my guests. 93 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,848 Dolly who? 94 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,517 Why, Miss Dolly Bantree. 95 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,119 The Songbird of the West. 96 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,787 Oh, no. 97 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,289 No women for us. 98 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:47,456 No. 99 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,225 Every time me and Buford gets mixed up 100 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,327 with a woman, it ends up nothing but trouble. 101 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,947 Women's nothing but poison to us, ain't that right, Buford? 102 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,137 Yes, sir, 103 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,562 Buford and me's give up women for life. 104 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,313 I just told them we're through with women for life. 105 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,315 Ain't that right, Buford? 106 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,331 Buford? 107 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:18,668 Oh, Buford. 108 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,994 ♪ If your foot is pretty, show it ♪ 109 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:27,330 ♪ No matter where or when ♪ 110 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,665 ♪ Let all fair maidens know it ♪ 111 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,667 ♪ The foot takes all the men ♪ 112 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:34,003 ♪ The face, so fair and lovely ♪ 113 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,339 ♪ May charm the gazer's eye ♪ 114 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,674 ♪ But if the foot is homely ♪ 115 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,676 ♪ He'll quickly pass her by ♪ 116 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,012 ♪ He'll quickly, he'll quickly ♪ 117 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,028 ♪ He'll quickly pass her by ♪ 118 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,888 ♪ If your foot is pretty, show it ♪ 119 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,890 ♪ When you trip along the street ♪ 120 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,225 ♪ For it will catch the eager eye ♪ 121 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,227 ♪ Of every man you meet ♪ 122 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,563 ♪ Don't toss your glossy ringlets ♪ 123 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,665 ♪ Nor pout your lips so sweet ♪ 124 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,667 ♪ But gently lift your petticoats ♪ 125 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:07,003 ♪ And show your handsome feet ♪ 126 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,005 ♪ And show, and show ♪ 127 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:15,711 ♪ And show your handsome feet! ♪ 128 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,723 Gentlemen! 129 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,558 Hey, gentlemen! 130 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:30,893 Hey! 131 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,561 That's only the beginning. 132 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,030 Dolly will be right back. 133 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,665 I'll let you in on a little secret. 134 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,167 The next number's even better. 135 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,702 So is the costume. 136 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:46,208 I seen the sun settin' on a painted desert, 137 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,144 and I thought that was beautiful. 138 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:52,248 I seen a mother doe and her two newborn baby fawns stop 139 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,250 to drink at a waterfall, 140 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,686 under a full moon in a pine forest, 141 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,422 and I thought that was beautiful. 142 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:03,025 And I seen a tri-colored Shanghai rooster a-standin' 143 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:06,629 in a field of blooming clover, crowin' at a rainbow, 144 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,953 and I thought that was beautiful. 145 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,970 But I'll tell you, 146 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,340 I never knowed what beautiful was till today. 147 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,008 That's kind of pretty, Buford. 148 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,177 Almost... almost like poetry. 149 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,612 Oh, yeah. 150 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,548 Somebody oughta just foller him around, 151 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:28,284 write 'em down, every time he opens his mouth. 152 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,820 Well, I'll tell you one thing. 153 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,723 She's everything you said about her. 154 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,726 Dolly Bantree. 155 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,447 Ain't that the most beautiful name you ever heared? 156 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,839 Dolly, look, 157 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,008 just don't give me any more arguments, you understand? 158 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,509 I've got troubles enough. 159 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,011 I know all about your troubles. 160 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,512 And I've tried to help. 161 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,513 You can't deny that. 162 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,848 I've done my best. 163 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,850 But not this time, Blackie. 164 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,184 Not a smelly old desert rat. 165 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,352 I won't do it. 166 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,221 That smelly old desert rat, as you call him, 167 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,373 has got 25,000 cash in the bank. 168 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:10,693 Do you hear me? 169 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,695 25,000 hot restless dollars, 170 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,363 just itching to get away from him. 171 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,931 Now do you think I'm gonna let you 172 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,333 make me miss a chance like that? 173 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:18,534 Please, you're hurting me. 174 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,036 I'm gonna hurt you a lot more, 175 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,371 unless you get out there and make him feel like a colt. 176 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,707 You're gonna make him want to romp and play 177 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,063 and start writing checks. 178 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,379 All right, Blackie. 179 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,715 But this is the last time. 180 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,383 Mm-hmm. 181 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,400 Just, uh, get out there and do it. 182 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,631 ♪ Alouette ♪ 183 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,533 ♪ Gentille alouette ♪ 184 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,201 ♪ Alouette ♪ 185 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,602 ♪ Je te plumerai ♪ 186 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,371 ♪ Je te plumerai la dos... ♪ 187 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,872 ♪ Je te plumerai la dos ♪ 188 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,474 - ♪ Et le dos ♪ - ♪ Et le dos ♪ 189 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,376 - ♪ Et la bec ♪ - ♪ Et la bec ♪ 190 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,078 - ♪ Et la tête ♪ - ♪ Et la tête ♪ 191 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,913 ♪ Je te alouette. ♪ 192 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,000 ♪ Oh, dear ♪ 193 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,203 ♪ What can the matter be? ♪ 194 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,504 ♪ Dear, dear ♪ 195 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,739 ♪ What can the matter be? ♪ 196 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,408 ♪ Oh, dear ♪ 197 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,410 ♪ What can the matter be? ♪ 198 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,913 ♪ Johnny's so long at the fair ♪ 199 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,915 ♪ He promised he'd buy me ♪ 200 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,917 ♪ A fairing should please me ♪ 201 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,252 ♪ And then for a kiss ♪ 202 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,254 ♪ Oh, he vowed he would tease me ♪ 203 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,922 ♪ He promised he'd buy me ♪ 204 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,924 ♪ A bunch of blue ribbons ♪ 205 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:54,096 ♪ To tie up my bonny blonde hair... ♪ 206 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,498 ♪ Oh, dear ♪ 207 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,833 ♪ What can the matter be? ♪ 208 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,335 ♪ Dear, dear ♪ 209 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,003 ♪ What can the matter be? ♪ 210 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,938 ♪ Oh, dear ♪ 211 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,607 ♪ What can the matter be? ♪ 212 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,260 ♪ Johnny's so long... ♪ 213 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:12,448 ♪ At the fair. ♪ 214 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,450 Maybe we could have a little supper together 215 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:15,951 after the show, handsome? 216 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,453 Get a little better acquainted? 217 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,776 Yes, ma'am, that'd pleasure me greatly. 218 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,545 See that, Hoss? 219 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,003 She's stuck on me. 220 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,017 Oh, Buford, if gunpowder was brains, 221 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,533 you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off. 222 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,859 Dad-burnit, Pa. 223 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,527 How can you say there wasn't nothin' to it? 224 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,596 You seen it with your own eyes, didn't you? 225 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,264 You got to admit, she wa... she was 226 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,633 kind of playing up to Buford. 227 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,969 Yeah, and then askin' him 228 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,637 to walk her down to the hotel afterwards. 229 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,638 Can you imagine that? 230 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,040 Buford Buckalew. 231 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,811 Hoss, sounds to me you might be just a little jealous of Buford. 232 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,647 Oh, Pa, me jealous of Buford? 233 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,982 Yeah, you jealous of Buford. 234 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,984 Well, I'm just a little mystified, that's all. 235 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,653 What, by what Buford has that you haven't? 236 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,656 Go ahead, go ahead and joke about it. 237 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,325 Big laugh. 238 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,331 Got to admit, it's a little bit strange. 239 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,933 Well, I think Miss Bantree 240 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,501 was probably having a little bit of fun... 241 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,769 Pass the butter, please... 242 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,638 Having a little bit of fun with Buford and... 243 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,639 Oh, he enjoyed it. 244 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,140 He got a big thrill out of it. 245 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,309 Mm, she didn't look like she was joking to me, Pa. 246 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,778 And if she was, she's making a big mistake, 247 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,114 'cause I guarantee you Buford's dead serious. 248 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,883 I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. 249 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,253 You know, I was just thinking about what you were saying 250 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,054 about Buford having something that Hoss doesn't have. 251 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,723 What's that? 252 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,273 A half share of $50,000. 253 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,661 You know, it just could be 254 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,062 Miss Bantree's just after his money. 255 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:11,367 Joseph... you have an evil mind. 256 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,868 Miss Bantree's not that kind of woman. 257 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,003 She's a... 258 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,791 she's a lady of the first degree. 259 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,909 Well, Hoss, you know, 260 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,779 if, uh, if Miss Bantree 261 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,348 wasn't having fun with Buford 262 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,484 and isn't after his money, 263 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,307 do you realize there's only one possibility left? 264 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,023 What's that? 265 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,891 That Buford's right. 266 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,406 She's stuck on him. 267 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,288 Yeah. 268 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,191 Howdy, Lev. 269 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,060 Where's that Casanova brother of yours? 270 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,383 Inside, a-casanovin'. 271 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,621 Two hundred. 272 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,358 All right. 273 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,044 I'll see that... 274 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,449 and I'll, uh, top you. 275 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,742 Two pair, kings over tens. 276 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,304 I'm afraid it's not quite good enough, Buford. 277 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,842 I've got three shiny jacks. 278 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,522 Aw... So there's that sneaky, 279 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,290 connivin' Jack of Hearts. 280 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,925 Where was you last time when I needed you, 281 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,527 you no-good, bushwhackin', blanket-stealing, 282 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,986 claim-jumpin' polecat! 283 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,590 Hey! Hoss Cartwright! 284 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,906 Ah, you old mule-swamper, you. 285 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,875 - Howdy, Buford. - What're you drinkin'? 286 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,343 How much you winnin' over there, Buford? 287 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,112 Oh, Blackie's a little ahead, but I'll-I'll peel him yet. 288 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,347 I'll get some more ready cash 289 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,215 and we're gonna go at it again this evening. 290 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,283 Sure you will. 291 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,684 I got a charge account at the bank. 292 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,621 Now, Buford, honey, don't you forget 293 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,289 you're going to escort me to work this evening. 294 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,426 Blood poison, abscessed teeth and boils 295 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,860 wouldn't keep me away. 296 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:55,617 Oh, Buford, you say the sweetest things. 297 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,789 Ain't she some pumpkin? 298 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,773 Hey, Lev, come on in and buy us a beer! 299 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,341 What? 300 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:09,978 Why, you come in here this morning with over $2,500. 301 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,480 You mean you lost all of that? 302 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,882 Lost it, nothin'. 303 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,484 Hoss, I'm gonna show you something 304 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,500 that'll scald your eyeballs. 305 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,057 Little, uh, surprise I got for Dolly. 306 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,141 I'm gonna give it to her this evening. 307 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,830 Yeah, them's real diamonds. 308 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,898 That there was made up special in Paris, France. 309 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,550 Ain't another like it in the whole world. 310 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,440 Where'd you get a gee-gaw like that? 311 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,992 I bought it off of Blackie Welles for only $2,000. 312 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,280 Two thousand dollars! 313 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,415 Yeah, just like stealin'. 314 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,883 Now buy us that drink. 315 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,786 - Three beers. - Whiskey. 316 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,789 Buford... what was Blackie Welles doing 317 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,091 with a diamond necklace like that? 318 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,893 Oh, he had it made up 319 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,828 for a girlfriend of his in San Francisco. 320 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,363 And when he come back from Europe, 321 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,465 he found out she'd throwed him over for another feller, 322 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,822 so he was stuck with this here necklace. 323 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:12,007 Well... Blackie's loss is Dolly's gain. 324 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,126 That figures. 325 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,886 Buford... 326 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,222 $2,000 is a powerful lot of money 327 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,958 to be spendin' on just a casual acquaintance. 328 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,426 A fella hits it big, 329 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,629 he kind of relishes spendin' money. 330 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:38,367 'Sides, this here ain't what I'd call "casual." 331 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,637 Oh, now, come on, Buford. 332 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,971 Use your head. 333 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,973 You think anything really serious 334 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,608 is gonna come of you and... 335 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,410 and the likes of Miss Dolly Bantree? 336 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,012 Why not? 337 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,480 What's wrong with her?! 338 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,982 Buford, Buford, there ain't nothin' wrong with her. 339 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,852 Dad-burnit, I admire her as much as any man, you know that. 340 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,087 It ain't her, Buford. 341 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,489 It's you. 342 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,158 Well, then... what's wrong with me?! 343 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,460 Buford, Buford, there ain't nothin wrong with you. 344 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,828 It's just that, well, 345 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,564 you just ain't the type 346 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,066 for an elegant lady like Dolly Bantree. 347 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,888 Now, that ought to tell you something. 348 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,258 Yeah. 349 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,909 Yeah. 350 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,745 Tells me one of us is so jealous 351 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,714 he's just chokin' up on it. 352 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,416 I don't blame you, Hoss. 353 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,875 No hard feelings. 354 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,995 You know, Lev... 355 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:43,131 I don't like to talk about a man I don't know, 356 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,533 but there's something, 357 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,068 just something about that Blackie Welles 358 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,269 that I don't like. 359 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,539 I feel the same way, only a little stronger. 360 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,474 Yeah? 361 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,142 But it's hard to believe 362 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,244 that a lady as pretty as that Dolly Bantree 363 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:59,114 could be mixed up in something crooked, ain't it? 364 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,698 Hoss... 365 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,654 You know a beavertail cactus 366 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,522 has got about the purtiest, 367 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,424 most innocent-lookin' bloom 368 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,660 of any flower that grows. 369 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,676 Did you ever brush up against one? 370 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,515 Yeah. 371 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,540 Blackie? 372 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:29,144 I can't find that necklace that you bought me in Chicago. 373 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,812 Oh, you'll, uh... 374 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,247 you'll get that back this evening. 375 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:36,251 A, uh... surprise from your Romeo. 376 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,186 You didn't. 377 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,690 You took advantage of that poor, innocent man? 378 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,593 You know, Blackie, sometimes I think 379 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:48,063 you'd pick the pocket of a corpse. 380 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,465 Well, you ought to be glad I did it, 381 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,868 instead of making a fuss about it. 382 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,737 Look... $2,000, baby. 383 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,173 When this gets to San Francisco, we'll be free and clear. 384 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,242 So far as I am concerned, 385 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,544 we are free and clear right now. 386 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:05,561 Baby... what are you saying? 387 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,752 You thought you were king of the poker players. 388 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,522 You had to buck the big game in San Francisco. 389 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,890 Gonna make a fortune. 390 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,693 Put us on Nob Hill with all the swells. 391 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,027 So what happens? 392 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,264 You lose all your money, all of my money 393 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,866 and $15,000 more. 394 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,967 Ancient history. 395 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,302 What's that got to do with anything? 396 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,737 A lot, Blackie! 397 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,806 You told me they'd kill you if you didn't pay off. 398 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,908 Yeah, and I told you true. 399 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,543 Half the bodies they fish out of that bar 400 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,478 are men last seen playing in a big game, 401 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,612 losers who couldn't pay. 402 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:38,613 All right, all right. 403 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,582 I went along with you. 404 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:43,518 It made me feel cheap and mean and dirty, 405 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,121 but I helped you get the $15,000. 406 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,656 But that's all behind us, Blackie, 407 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,672 and I am not going to do it anymore. 408 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,050 Oh. 409 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,932 All right, baby. 410 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,701 I'll, uh... I'll tell you what. 411 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,937 This will be the last one. 412 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,139 We get Buford's money... and then we stop. 413 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:07,031 No! We will stop right now! 414 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,481 Oh, please, Blackie. 415 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:16,051 Maybe we can't go back to what we were, because... 416 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,621 because, well, we're-we're different people now, 417 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,376 but we could at least try. 418 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,696 Dolly, don't ever forget... 419 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,865 Everything that I've ever been involved in, 420 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,233 you've been involved in. 421 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:34,336 So if you start acting up, 422 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,304 I won't be the only one in trouble. 423 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,140 I'll turn on you, baby. 424 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,142 Quick. 425 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,610 You'd do that? 426 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,626 If I have to. 427 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,437 But I won't have to, will I? 428 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,787 Because you're gonna help me. 429 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,803 Aren't you, baby? 430 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,448 I'm going to help you. 431 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,550 That's my Dolly. 432 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,113 Anything good in the paper? 433 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,515 Hmm. 434 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,217 Supper on table! 435 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,233 Is time you get here! 436 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,025 Where's Mr. Hoss? 437 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,459 Upstairs, I guess. 438 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,795 Oh, maybe so Mr. Hoss sick? 439 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:36,198 Not come to supper? 440 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,333 Well, he came in about an hour ago. 441 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,336 He was carrying a box almost as big as he was. 442 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,438 I was wondering what was in it. 443 00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:44,706 Why don't you go ask him? 444 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,341 Yeah, well, I-I did ask him, Pa, 445 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,943 but he wouldn't tell me, so I'm-I'm wondering. 446 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,311 Would you like to read the paper? 447 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,312 Hmm? Yeah. 448 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,328 Yeah, thank you. 449 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,130 Would you look at this... 450 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:14,035 I'm sorry... Hop Sing is right. 451 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,605 Mr. Hoss is very sick. 452 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,974 A man goes out and buys some new clothes 453 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,976 and that's a reason for staring, huh? 454 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,279 Oh! Oh... You, uh, join the circus? 455 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:25,614 Oh, no. 456 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,616 This suit is too loud for circus. 457 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,219 It's no good for work, either. 458 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,021 Joe, this is not a work suit. 459 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,022 Oh. 460 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,690 The clerk at the store told me 461 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,560 this is the kind of suit that a man in society wears. 462 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,630 Yeah, well, maybe a high-rolling gambling man. 463 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,631 Yeah? 464 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,332 - Does it really, Pa? - Yeah. 465 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:46,757 'Cause if it does, that's just the outfit I'm after. 466 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,272 Hoss, what do you mean? What are you up to? 467 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,141 Well, Joe thinks that... that Miss Dolly and Blackie 468 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,676 are just after Buford's money, 469 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,845 And... and I aim to find out whether or not that's a fact. 470 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,915 Well, you come to supper now. 471 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,584 I'm having supper in town with a lady, Hop Sing. 472 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,523 High-rolling gambling man. 473 00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,326 Looks like a casino. 474 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:29,577 Evenin', Miss Dolly. 475 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:32,113 I come to escort you to the Gilded Lily. 476 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,615 Come in, Buford. 477 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,335 I brung you some... 478 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,653 Uh... what... 479 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,289 Oh, they're from an old friend of yours, that darling Mister... 480 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,891 Hoss Cartwright! 481 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:44,816 Why, hi, there, Buford. 482 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,664 - Oh! - My, that's a pretty little 483 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:51,166 bouquet of roses you got there. 484 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,500 What are you doing here, 485 00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:53,702 you double-timin', back-stabbin'... 486 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:54,903 Well, I, uh, 487 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,404 I was just having a little bite to eat here 488 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:57,639 with Blackie and Miss Dolly. 489 00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:01,142 We had antelope steaks and champagne. 490 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,411 Hoss, was just telling us about the Ponderosa. 491 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,246 Yes, um... 492 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:08,583 cattle and, uh, timber and-and horses. 493 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:10,652 And a two-legged, 494 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,754 soft-soapin', fork-tongued varmint 495 00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:15,009 that's supposed to be a friend of mine. 496 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,993 It's the, uh, 497 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,961 the biggest ranch I ever heard of. 498 00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:22,530 - Yes. - Oh... 499 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:24,432 There's still some of your fine champagne left, 500 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,067 Mr. Cartwright, let me fill your glass. 501 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:27,736 By all means, Blackie. 502 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,537 If you'll pour a glass for my friend here, Buford, too. 503 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:30,839 I can buy my own! 504 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,008 If Miss Dolly likes that stuff, 505 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,610 I'll buy her a wagon full. 506 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,880 Yeah, as a matter of fact, Buford... 507 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:40,448 we were talking about that exact thing 508 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:41,716 when you walked in the door. 509 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:44,452 You know, I mean, after you and old Lev found 510 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:47,489 that little piddly silver mine up there, 511 00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,057 I got to thinking... 512 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,658 A man can have a lot of fun with his money 513 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:52,227 instead of just leaving it around a bank 514 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:54,529 to collect dust and interest. 515 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,798 I mean, after watching you boys run and play and... 516 00:25:56,822 --> 00:25:59,801 hoot and holler, I decided I'd do me a little of it myself. 517 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,771 Hoss Cartwright? I'm gonna climb you like a tree! 518 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,272 I'm gonna hammer that head of yours to a point! 519 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:05,774 - Now, Buford, Buford, you're... - Then I'm gonna upend you! 520 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,108 You're not going to make a fuss! 521 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,710 I'm gonna drive you in the ground like a stake! 522 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,727 You're too much of a gentleman, Buford. 523 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:17,552 "A gentleman." 524 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,374 You hear that? 525 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:26,127 Well, I-I think it's time to go. 526 00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:27,996 Yes, ma'am. 527 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:31,099 Excuse me. 528 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:34,035 Well, just a gol-dang minute. 529 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,203 I asked her first! 530 00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:36,304 That's right, Buford. 531 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:37,739 But I got here first. 532 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,107 With the most. 533 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:40,809 And that's the way it goes, Buford. 534 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,243 "Them that has, gets." 535 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,827 Sorry. 536 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,202 Good night, Buford. 537 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,113 Dolly. 538 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,382 Don't you ever knock? 539 00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:24,819 Look, I, um... I want you to forget Buford. 540 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:27,255 That Cartwright was telling the truth. 541 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,490 I want you to go after him. 542 00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:31,626 No, Blackie, please, please. 543 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,729 He's... he's such a nice man. 544 00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,498 Uh-huh. 545 00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:39,100 The Ponderosa is even bigger than he said it was. 546 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:41,970 Cattle they can't even count... horses... 547 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,839 timber enough to build a dozen cities. 548 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:46,174 I won't do it. 549 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:49,110 Baby... you're not listening. 550 00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:52,180 The Ponderosa's richer than the Comstock ever was. 551 00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:54,449 Now you're gonna help me take him. 552 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,068 Or I'm going to spoil that pretty face of yours. 553 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:01,489 For good. 554 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,776 Now, get out there. 555 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:30,018 ♪ As the black bird in the spring ♪ 556 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:34,856 ♪ 'Neath the willow tree ♪ 557 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,558 ♪ Sat and piped ♪ 558 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,527 ♪ I heard him sing ♪ 559 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:44,265 ♪ Sing of Aura Lee ♪ 560 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:47,735 ♪ Aura Lee, Aura Lee ♪ 561 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:52,473 ♪ Maid of golden hair ♪ 562 00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:56,244 ♪ Sunshine came along ♪ 563 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:59,380 ♪ With thee ♪ 564 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,583 ♪ And swallows ♪ 565 00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:04,270 ♪ In the air ♪ 566 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,493 ♪ On her cheek, the rose was born ♪ 567 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:17,398 ♪ 'Twas music when she spake ♪ 568 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:21,369 ♪ In her eyes, the rays of morn ♪ 569 00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:24,505 ♪ With sudden splendor ♪ 570 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,407 ♪ Break ♪ 571 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,477 ♪ Aura Lee, Aura Lee ♪ 572 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:34,015 ♪ Maid of golden hair ♪ 573 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:37,752 ♪ Sunshine came ♪ 574 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,888 ♪ Along with thee ♪ 575 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:43,958 ♪ And swallows ♪ 576 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:48,920 ♪ In the air. ♪ 577 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,239 I'll kill him. I'll kill him! 578 00:29:58,263 --> 00:30:00,074 Now, Buford! Buford! 579 00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,376 - Out of my way, Lev! - Buford! 580 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,800 I'll tear his arms off and kill him! 581 00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,281 Buford, you're a gentleman, remember? 582 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,415 - Miss Dolly said... - I'm gonna kill you! 583 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,716 Oh, Buford! Buford! 584 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,451 Dad-burnit! Now, listen to me. 585 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,886 Let go of me, Hoss! 586 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:14,055 Excuse me, gentlemen. 587 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,591 Fight like a man! Chicken-livered, 588 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,926 - cold-hearted, sissy! - Oh, Buford... 589 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:20,714 Aah! 590 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,846 ♪♪ 591 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,481 Buford! Buford! Wait a minute... wait, Buford! 592 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,482 Wait a minute! Wait...! 593 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,483 What are you doing? 594 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:43,685 Wait a minute! 595 00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,177 Dad-burnit, Buford! 596 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:58,066 Lev, now you sit up here and mind your own business 597 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:00,768 and just take care of yourself. 598 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:03,504 Now, dad-burnit, Lev, he's making me mad. 599 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,839 He's his own worst enemy. 600 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,024 Don't hurt him! 601 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,182 Now, what do you men think you're doing? 602 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,583 Why, hi, Roy. 603 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,452 Why, we were just having a little discussion and... 604 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,687 Well, if there's anybody here that don't want to spend 605 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,988 the next couple of days in jail, 606 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:24,692 he better sit right down and pacify hisself. 607 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:29,163 Buford Buckalew... and Lev Buckalew. 608 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:31,065 Evening, Sheriff. 609 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:32,633 If you gentlemen will join me, 610 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:34,068 I'll take you into protective custody. 611 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:36,971 Now come on and... Protect me from what? 612 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:38,406 From yourselves! Now, come on! 613 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,608 I've got that jail cell of yours all fixed and ready. 614 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,076 You'll feel right at home... Oh, come on now! 615 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,298 Boys, you're giving me a lot of trouble here! 616 00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:08,316 You all right, Miss Dolly? 617 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,009 Can you imagine a scrawny pipsqueak like that 618 00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:17,025 trying to take on a man like you? 619 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,248 Why, he must have been out of his mind. 620 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,916 Yeah. 621 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,684 Well, I... 622 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,486 I reckon Buford figured that he had 623 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:27,355 something worth fighting for, Blackie. 624 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,724 You know, we ain't all as lucky as you are. 625 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,793 We can't just win the things 626 00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:33,843 we want in a poker game. 627 00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:39,901 Night, Miss Dolly. 628 00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:41,917 Good night, Hoss. 629 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:02,256 I was afraid after what happened last night that you... 630 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,126 you might change your mind about showing me the Ponderosa. 631 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,128 Not a chance, Miss Dolly. 632 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,530 I made a promise to take you for a ride... 633 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:10,765 Thank you. 634 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,033 And that's what I'm gonna do. 635 00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:13,968 I'd give anything if it hadn't happened, Hoss. 636 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,236 I mean that. 637 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,138 Ah, don't give it a thought, Miss Dolly. 638 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,040 We have them little old scuffles all the time. 639 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:20,341 Nobody ever gets hurt. 640 00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:22,243 Oh, I'm not so sure of that. 641 00:33:22,267 --> 00:33:25,746 I know that you and Buford were very good friends before. 642 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:27,748 Well, Buford will get over it. 643 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:29,550 He ain't one to hold a grudge. 644 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:30,598 Giddup! 645 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:34,589 Howdy, Roy. 646 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:35,790 Hi, Hoss! 647 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,010 Dolly. 648 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:46,534 Lousy, no good... 649 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,369 You know what that Hoss is doing? 650 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:50,624 He's taking Miss Dolly buggy riding. 651 00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:56,210 Name calling ain't gonna help or change a thing. 652 00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:59,013 Now, if this was a two-horse race... you and Hoss... 653 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,716 I'd have to say that he's all but out of sight, 654 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:04,085 and you ain't even left the barn yet. 655 00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:07,307 Maybe it's all for the best. 656 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,961 Yeah, guess I don't blame you for saying that, Lev. 657 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:17,331 All the scrapes you got me out of in the past. 658 00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,166 All the messes I've been in. 659 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:22,136 But Miss Dolly, she ain't any more like the others 660 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,306 than the sunrise is like the night. 661 00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:27,975 Well, I ain't been around enough women to really know, 662 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:32,380 but I gotta admit she looks mighty nice. 663 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,982 "Nice"? 664 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:39,754 Why she's-she's plumb... 665 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,789 Lev, they just ain't invented words 666 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:44,025 to tell you how I feel about her. 667 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,693 She don't have to do nothin'. 668 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:46,994 Don't have to smile. 669 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,829 She just walks by and I... 670 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,765 I know. I seen it. 671 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:53,401 And I might even believe she's all you say... 672 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,436 if we hadn't been through all 673 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,929 of this so many times before. 674 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:29,918 ♪♪ 675 00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:33,823 Whoa... ho. 676 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:39,569 My favorite view. 677 00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:50,491 Never get tired of it. 678 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,493 Never two days the same. 679 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:54,495 But always beautiful. 680 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,421 What a wonderful way to live. 681 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:02,336 That's a funny thing for you to say, Miss Dolly. I... 682 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,438 Why, half the people in town would 683 00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:06,207 change their lives for your kind 684 00:36:06,231 --> 00:36:08,996 of romantic and exciting life. 685 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,631 I'd trade with them any day. 686 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,990 Are all show-world people like you? 687 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,593 How do you mean? 688 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:28,362 I mean, well, you're different than you was 689 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,480 when you first came here and... 690 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:35,936 when you put on them show clothes and did all 691 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,505 that singing and stuff, well... 692 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,440 you're just different, you know? 693 00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:41,442 I don't know how to explain it. 694 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:45,179 It's... You put it very well, Hoss. 695 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,848 Well, now, when you're like you are now, 696 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,850 a feller can talk to you, and... 697 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,186 pretty and... 698 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,689 well, it ain't just play acting, you know? 699 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:58,325 I know what you're trying to say, Hoss. 700 00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:02,830 The Dolly Bantree in spangles and sequins 701 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,999 isn't a real person. 702 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:07,968 And you can just change 703 00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,204 from this Dolly to that one? 704 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,773 Not exactly. 705 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:15,342 The other Dolly is always around, 706 00:37:15,366 --> 00:37:18,825 no matter how much this one would like to be rid of her. 707 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:28,422 Well, I guess we should be getting back to town. 708 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:30,791 No, ma'am, not just yet. 709 00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:32,181 Giddup. 710 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,971 Thank you, Hop Sing. 711 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,973 Of course, the, uh, Ponderosa 712 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,641 didn't come into being overnight. 713 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:50,644 As with most enterprises, uh... 714 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:51,979 we've had a lot of luck. 715 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:53,335 We've been very fortunate. 716 00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:57,403 I'll remember this house. 717 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:02,509 It's so big and-and warm and-and friendly. 718 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:06,260 So exactly right. 719 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:10,264 Well, I-I take that as a high compliment, Miss Bantree. 720 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,154 That's what we've been trying to build. 721 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:16,170 Special desert, Missy Dolly. 722 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,172 Number one apple pie. 723 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:19,507 Little Joe, 724 00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:22,510 he eat a whole one before he leave this afternoon. 725 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:24,945 Hop Sing, I-I couldn't possibly. 726 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,947 What's the matter? 727 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,682 You no like Hop Sing cooking? 728 00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:30,017 Oh, I love it. 729 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,119 It's just that I'm absolutely stuffed. 730 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,122 You should eat more, Missy. 731 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,624 You little bit thin. 732 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,626 Well, I don't dare. 733 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,642 I-I wouldn't fit into my costumes. 734 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,801 You'll have to excuse Hop Sing, Miss Bantree... he, uh... 735 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:50,091 he's an expert at minding other people's business. 736 00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:55,609 Well, Miss Dolly, I-I hate to rush you, 737 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,645 but since you're not gonna have any pie anyhow... 738 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,680 And there's a bunch a boys got tickets to that show tonight, 739 00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:00,915 I think we better get moving, 740 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:02,249 or they're gonna be terribly disappointed. 741 00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:03,584 - Well, I guess you're right. - Hope the show has 742 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,452 a more peaceful ending tonight than last night. 743 00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:09,223 I can't tell you what my being here has meant to me. 744 00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:11,392 Living the way I do, 745 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,394 one dreary hotel room after another, 746 00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:16,130 well, you forget what a real home is like. 747 00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:19,733 I don't mean just the-the rooms and the furnishings, 748 00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:21,936 but, well, you know what I mean. 749 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,437 I think I do. 750 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:27,159 Missy Dolly, good-bye present for you. 751 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:31,312 One whole number one pie. 752 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:33,347 Same as for Little Joe. 753 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:38,018 Maybe-so more better you become too big for costume. 754 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:42,776 Mr. Ben say they hardly enough to wad shotgun. 755 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,382 Oh, well... 756 00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:49,597 Mr. Cartwright, 757 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:51,283 I do believe you're blushing. 758 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,703 Don't give it a thought. 759 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:56,770 Thank you again. 760 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,506 Thank you, Hop Sing. 761 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:02,090 See you later, Pa. 762 00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:05,460 Thank you very much. 763 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,117 What for you look at me like that? 764 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,804 Hop Sing only tell lady what you say. 765 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,792 Yeah, I did say that, that's true. 766 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:22,480 But I also said the costume was very becoming... on her. 767 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,673 You know, this is a real comfortable bed. 768 00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:34,675 If I thought all jails was like this, 769 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:37,362 I might even be tempted to take up a life of crime. 770 00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:41,181 It's about time you was letting us out. 771 00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:42,683 Buford, you just better be thankful 772 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:45,352 that Hoss Cartwright didn't file assault charges agin you, 773 00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:47,688 otherwise you'd have been in here for another 30 days. 774 00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:49,023 That double-dealin', forked-tongued, 775 00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:50,357 woman-stealin' varmint will be lucky 776 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,693 if I don't tie his ears in a knot. 777 00:40:52,717 --> 00:40:56,030 Bein' in jail does that to Buford, gets him all riled up. 778 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:59,867 After he's been out a while, he even gets worse. 779 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,223 He gets worse?! 780 00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:06,473 Get me and Lev a beer. 781 00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:07,829 Buford... 782 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,146 it's, uh, it's good to see you. 783 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,248 If you want to, uh, step over to one of the tables, 784 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,983 why, we could butt our heads together 785 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:17,318 in a little two-hand poker. 786 00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:19,653 Fine friend you turned out to be, 787 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:22,408 lettin' Dolly go buggy ridin' with that... 788 00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:30,431 Hidin' over there in the corner, huh?! 789 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:32,566 Scared I was gonna whop you around like yesterday, huh? 790 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:33,600 Buford, I wasn't hiding, 791 00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:34,835 I was just sitting here waiting for you 792 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:36,070 to get through spouting off over there, 793 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:37,471 so I could tell you something. 794 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,640 You ain't tellin' me nothin'! I'm doin' the tellin'. 795 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:42,710 You keep your consarned nose out of my business! 796 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:44,878 And if I don't ever see you again, 797 00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:46,213 it's gonna be four days too soon. 798 00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:47,881 - Buford... - Buford... 799 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:50,150 Miss Dolly Bantree has just confessed 800 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,052 that the necklace that you purchased 801 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:54,321 from Mr. Blackie Welles here for $2,000 802 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,991 was nothin' but a string of glass beads. 803 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,994 And that him and her was in cahoots 804 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,662 to separate you from your money. 805 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,877 Why you double-dealing little... Shut up. 806 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:06,900 Now, Buford, it's up to you. 807 00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:08,168 You know your rights. 808 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,472 What do you want to do about it? 809 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:17,544 It is kind of up to me, ain't it? 810 00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:18,912 Yeah. 811 00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:20,414 If I was to ask you to, 812 00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:22,082 why, you'd have to throw him in jail. 813 00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:24,818 And if I just wanted to be middling mean, 814 00:42:24,842 --> 00:42:26,620 why, you'd run him out of town. 815 00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:28,272 Yep. 816 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,577 I think this takes a little thinkin' about. 817 00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:39,767 Sheriff, you mind if I have a little talk with him 818 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,935 in private, before I make up my mind? 819 00:42:41,959 --> 00:42:44,271 Well, no, not if that's what you want. 820 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:46,491 I-I just want to do the right thing. 821 00:42:47,532 --> 00:42:49,510 All right. 822 00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,025 Mr. Welles. 823 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:24,912 Hoss... Hoss, you've got to stop this. 824 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:27,915 That Blackie is liable to hurt Buford something bad. 825 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:28,982 He's mean. 826 00:43:29,006 --> 00:43:30,050 Real mean. 827 00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:31,218 Don't worry about Buford. 828 00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:32,553 He can take care of himself. 829 00:43:32,577 --> 00:43:34,375 Whips me about every other week. 830 00:43:35,746 --> 00:43:37,724 I'll have more... You got a beer over there. 831 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:39,726 I said please. 832 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:45,399 Sheriff, do something. 833 00:43:45,423 --> 00:43:47,067 Sorry, ma'am, there's nothing I can do. 834 00:43:47,091 --> 00:43:50,186 They're just having a little discussion. 835 00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:41,588 Turned out Blackie can be real reasonable. 836 00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:43,478 Gave me back every dime of my money. 837 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,594 Don't think I'll have you lock him up, Sheriff. 838 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:50,230 Be satisfied if you just run him out of town 839 00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:52,633 with the understandin' he don't even look back 840 00:44:52,657 --> 00:44:54,134 till he gets to Sacramento. 841 00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:57,137 He'll be on that first freight wagon out of town, Buford. 842 00:44:57,161 --> 00:44:59,439 Now, Miss Dolly here, she brought me the evidence. 843 00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:01,141 I expect you're gonna 844 00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:02,743 be dropping the charges agin her. 845 00:45:02,767 --> 00:45:04,929 Would you want her on that same freight wagon? 846 00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:08,615 No, sir. 847 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:10,284 No, siree, Sheriff. 848 00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,140 I want her locked up. 849 00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:14,788 Buford. 850 00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:15,956 Do your duty, Sheriff! 851 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:17,925 I want to press my charges agin her. 852 00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:19,026 I'm sorry, Miss Dolly. 853 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,460 Uh, Buford knows his rights. He just... 854 00:45:20,484 --> 00:45:21,628 Quit your sobbin' 855 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:22,963 and just throw her in the calaboose! 856 00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:23,987 Yes, sir. 857 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,872 Buford, you can't mean that. 858 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,040 I mean it! 859 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,908 And if you don't keep your consarned nose 860 00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:37,060 out of my business, I'll get you locked up, too! 861 00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:41,949 Well, Lev, what are you waiting for?! 862 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:43,464 Come on! 863 00:45:53,017 --> 00:45:55,662 Why is he doing this to me? 864 00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:58,832 Oh, Miss Dolly... soon as I can find him, 865 00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:00,500 I think I can get him to drop his charges. 866 00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:02,823 He's probably off somewhere studyin' about it right now. 867 00:46:04,528 --> 00:46:08,508 Well, I found you both, right where I want you. 868 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:12,179 And I got a lot to say to you, Hoss Cartwright. 869 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,847 Now you been sneakin' up on it 870 00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:16,183 about as clumsy as a newborn calf... 871 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,552 wearin' them fancy duds, 872 00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:19,853 makin' out what a ignorant, 873 00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:23,056 uncurried, miserable-lookin' galoot I am, 874 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,559 when all the time what you was really tryin' to do 875 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:28,061 is tell me Miss Dolly wasn't interested in me. 876 00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:29,246 Just my money. 877 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:31,932 Buford, I was... 878 00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,934 I was just trying to do what was best for you, that's all. 879 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,937 What kind of a numbskull you take me for? 880 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:38,705 You think I didn't know what they was up to? 881 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:41,742 Well, dad-burnit, Buford, the way you was acting... 882 00:46:41,766 --> 00:46:44,235 Any woman would rather have a rich man than a poor one. 883 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,247 And if money's what it takes 884 00:46:47,271 --> 00:46:48,615 for me to have Dolly Bantree, 885 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,437 she can have every penny I got. 886 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,186 I don't know what money's good for, 887 00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:55,922 if it ain't to buy the things you want in life and... 888 00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,938 all I want's Dolly. 889 00:47:05,189 --> 00:47:08,435 I had to say it, Miss Dolly. 890 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:09,936 That's why I had the sheriff lock you up, 891 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,439 so that there Blackie wouldn't make you go away with him. 892 00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:14,728 So you wouldn't walk away before I got it said. 893 00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:20,627 I wouldn't have walked away. 894 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:27,254 Well, that ain't all of it. 895 00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:29,389 There's a mite over $20,000 there. 896 00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:31,658 And there's more where that come from. 897 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,661 Now if it's fine hotels and fancy livin' you want, 898 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,129 you can have it. 899 00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:39,466 I know I ain't as slick as Blackie Welles, 900 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:42,221 but I'll do my best so you ain't never ashamed of me. 901 00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:46,907 On the other hand, this... 902 00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,176 this here money could buy a little ranch I know of, 903 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,677 not too far out of town. 904 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,547 There'd be enough left over to buy a starter herd of beef, 905 00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:56,016 and to get the paint and the lumber to fix it up, 906 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,685 the barn and the house and things. 907 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:01,021 Livin' wouldn't be too easy, 908 00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:02,856 but if it's got any appeal to you, 909 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,860 I'm offerin' you all the sweat and calluses I can raise, 910 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,648 in addition to my good name. 911 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,332 Either way, 912 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:15,102 I'd take as good a care of you as any man can. 913 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:18,426 And I'd do my durndest to be any kind of man you want me to. 914 00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:21,541 If you'll have me. 915 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:24,660 Oh... Buford... 916 00:48:26,470 --> 00:48:30,217 if you aren't the goldarndest, 917 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,386 arm-twistinest, 918 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:36,142 wonderfulest sweetheart a girl could ask for. 919 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,402 ♪ Oh, I should like to marry ♪ 920 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:50,737 ♪ If that I could find ♪ 921 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,073 ♪ A very handsome fellow ♪ 922 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,075 ♪ Suited to my mind ♪ 923 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:57,411 ♪ Oh, I should like him dashing ♪ 924 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,746 ♪ Oh, I should like him gay ♪ 925 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,748 ♪ The leader of the fashion ♪ 926 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,084 ♪ The dandy of the day ♪ 927 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:06,420 ♪ Oh, I should like to marry ♪ 928 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:10,090 ♪ If that I could find ♪ 929 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:14,609 ♪ A very handsome fellow... ♪ 930 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:18,598 ♪ Suited to... ♪ 931 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,615 ♪ My mind. ♪ 932 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,951 Wedding present for you, Missy Dolly. 933 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,287 Hop Sing, it's beautiful. 934 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:42,289 Gentlemen, the bride! 935 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:44,544 The bride! 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